Reset button on your Fjord Horse, handleiding
Geplaatst: di 08 dec 2009, 09:01
How to reset your Fjord Horse....
Sometimes Fjord Horses which are not kept bizzy, have their own agenda.
They might devellop all kind of naughty behaviour.
One populair way to amuse yourself as a Fjord Horse is beeing an escape artist.
Another way to amuse yourself is dragging unknowing bystanders, that have
been requested by your owner to hold your line, across the farmyard.
A highligth in your day, beeing af Fjord Horse, is the possibility to anoy, your
walker, whilst she is dragging two horses,
one beeing the to be reset Fjord Horse, the other beeing a Maflinger.
At this point in time the Maflinger owner is walking with both horses.
The Fjord Horse decides to have a break, have a kitka... o no, my mistake..
have a bite of lusious green grass, hereby dragging the Maflinger owner in
the direction of this welcome treat.
Of course the Maflinger owner reacts, says, NO, and warns the Fjord Horse.
Beeing a real Fjord Horse, means that the following then happens in your brain.
You look at the person that warned you, keep walking in the direction you were going,
and in mind thinking something like a gesture with a middle finger upwards.
Of course a second warning follows, no response.....
Now it is the time to reset the button on your Fjord Horse......
Press it very HARD and LOUD!!!
Which might mean you have to use your elbows or you might hurt something else.
The next time the Fjord Horse attempts to not listen, it will respond as follows...
The command NO!! will be given, the Fjord Horse will think.. it will decide not to
proceed in getting the food, but will still think something with a gesutre with a middle finger upwards....
After using the reset button, a listening Fjord Horse for about 3 months is garanteed.
This only works for the person using the reset button, others might have to push it
them selves.
Moraal van dit verhaal...
Dominante eigenheimerige ondeugende fjorden moet je bezig houden, vandaar dat na
lange periode weidegang en gesloten weiland. Er nu gelange leidseld wordt.
Dan luisterd ze tenminste.
Echter bij andere mensen kun je allicht je streken nog proberen.
Helaas voor de betreffende fjord, vond de haflinger eigenaar het welletjes en besloot
een beuk te geven! Resulterend in een fjord die nu ook heeft bedacht te moeten luisteren naar
die persoon... zij het schoorvoetend...
Sometimes Fjord Horses which are not kept bizzy, have their own agenda.
They might devellop all kind of naughty behaviour.
One populair way to amuse yourself as a Fjord Horse is beeing an escape artist.
Another way to amuse yourself is dragging unknowing bystanders, that have
been requested by your owner to hold your line, across the farmyard.
A highligth in your day, beeing af Fjord Horse, is the possibility to anoy, your
walker, whilst she is dragging two horses,
one beeing the to be reset Fjord Horse, the other beeing a Maflinger.
At this point in time the Maflinger owner is walking with both horses.
The Fjord Horse decides to have a break, have a kitka... o no, my mistake..
have a bite of lusious green grass, hereby dragging the Maflinger owner in
the direction of this welcome treat.
Of course the Maflinger owner reacts, says, NO, and warns the Fjord Horse.
Beeing a real Fjord Horse, means that the following then happens in your brain.
You look at the person that warned you, keep walking in the direction you were going,
and in mind thinking something like a gesture with a middle finger upwards.
Of course a second warning follows, no response.....
Now it is the time to reset the button on your Fjord Horse......
Press it very HARD and LOUD!!!
Which might mean you have to use your elbows or you might hurt something else.
The next time the Fjord Horse attempts to not listen, it will respond as follows...
The command NO!! will be given, the Fjord Horse will think.. it will decide not to
proceed in getting the food, but will still think something with a gesutre with a middle finger upwards....
After using the reset button, a listening Fjord Horse for about 3 months is garanteed.
This only works for the person using the reset button, others might have to push it
them selves.
Moraal van dit verhaal...
Dominante eigenheimerige ondeugende fjorden moet je bezig houden, vandaar dat na
lange periode weidegang en gesloten weiland. Er nu gelange leidseld wordt.
Dan luisterd ze tenminste.
Echter bij andere mensen kun je allicht je streken nog proberen.
Helaas voor de betreffende fjord, vond de haflinger eigenaar het welletjes en besloot
een beuk te geven! Resulterend in een fjord die nu ook heeft bedacht te moeten luisteren naar
die persoon... zij het schoorvoetend...